Friday, 25 September 2009

Dame Porter gets off with millions!

Dame Shirley ‘gerrymandering’ Porter slithers back to Westminster.

So Richard Kay writing for the Mail online is positively dripping with admiration for this washed up old sod ‘Dame Shirley Porter’. He tells us that an unpublished manuscript by Porter revealing her innocence in her own political downfall during the 80/90s ‘Votes for Homes scandal, would be absolutely ‘CRIMINAL’ not to put the book on the shelves. Kay goes on to tell us Dame Porters memoirs would be an absolutely fascinating read. That is, fascinating for anyone who has any inclining who this shifty bugger actually is! And if it were not for the fact that she is a ‘CRIMINAL’ the few that would buy the book would only be fascinated by the ‘shite’ scrawled onto the pages of her laughable plea of innocence. You see, Dame Shirley Porter was a big Tory mover and shaker during the Thatcher Government who went on to leadership of Westminster Council. In the last throws of the Eighties,, Porter came up with the ‘Building Stable Communities’ program which remodelled and revamped ‘alleged’ run down areas of London. Unfortunately the old bugger decided to re-design the program by choosing ‘Labour Stronghold’ rundown areas of London and restock the area with Tory Voters instead by way of selling property cheap. That of course, if one ticked the correct box at ones polling booth.Thus, saving ‘Westminster Council’ from an imminent Labour takeover, to one of a safe Tory seat. And to swathe the political map of the wards in the capital with hues of blue along the way would be an added bonus. So Dame Porter gets ratted out quite quickly and ordered to account for herself and the missing money in the market property value of certain wards that have ‘almost overnight’ received funds under the ‘Building Stable Communities’ program and miraculously changed Conservative?


The District Auditor (Mr John Magill) and the High Court order Porter and four accomplices to pay back £27 million to the Council and charge the Building Stable Communities program to be completely illegal. Porter puts her defence into action immediately by submitting accounts to the court that she has pitiful assets worth no more than £300,000 pounds. She’s practically on the street living out of soup kitchens. Fortunately the High Court is having none of it and paves the way to charge Porter with ‘Wilful Misconduct’ and the dubious accolade of Gerry Mandering is hung round her neck for all in Westminster to remember to keep a wide berth of this crook.


It wasn’t all that hard to deduce Porters plea for living on the near breadline as complete Bollocks. The Sunday times had previously given her a mention in their ‘Rich List’ being well worth over Seventy Million Pounds? Vogue Magazine had racked her up as the ‘twentieth richest person’ in Europe? It was also public knowledge the rich chump also owned Five Million pounds worth of Tesco Shares? Most likely because her ‘Dad’ Jack Cohen was founder of the said chain of supermarkets?? Or that her husband ‘Sir Leslie Porter’ is even richer than Mrs Porter. And best mention before we forget, the warren of multi million pound companies she has registered in the British Virgin Islands?? So when all this information Porter ‘innocently’ forgot to disclose is flung on the judge’s bench, she executes her second and probably the most defensive posture which is proven to be her most formidable direction.

She eff’s-off abroad!!!


She eff’s-off to Israel and sets up permanent residency in Tell Aviv?? But not before all is unearthed about her private purse strings and voluminous wealth. But just in time to escape the jurisdiction of Westminster and the High Court. Oddly enough, instead of the Met sending their finest officers to Tel Aviv to bring back Porter to face charges and throw her in the tower for good, the establishment decided to reduce the final figure and take off any surcharges, bringing the total back to twenty seven million pounds. But it didn’t end there? An offer from Porter to pay back a paltry sum of twelve million pounds was accepted by both the High Court and the Westminster Council? If it wasn’t bad enough that she got away with half the cash, She rubbed salt into the wound and bought a 1.5 million pound house and now lives back in Westminster, a mere stones throw away from where she planned and executer her multi-million pound robbery!!


And now we come back to Mail online article by Kay who supports Porter’s claim that her penned autobiography shows absolute irrefutable proof she was ganged up on politically. Unfortunately the Dame’s close family and friends feel differently and have in effect told her to ‘shut the hell up’?? Porter now becomes a member of a growing elite club of cross party crooks who have publicly shouted forthcoming bombshell announcements of innocents. ‘Mandelson, Blunkett’ to name but a few. But with all their biblical ranting of wielding the sword of truth….we are still waiting?

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