Walter Wolfgang flees Nazi Germany only to find fascism alive and well in Brighton 60 years on! Jack Straw took centre stage at the recent Labour party conference, bullshitting his way through the governments justification for the Iraq war. It takes one lone ‘82 year old’ pensioner sitting at the back of the hall to tell Straw the way it really is? “Nonsense”! And for the first real truth spoken that day, Mr Walter Wolfgang gets frog marched out of the conference for using one single word! Two burley officials wrestled Mr Wolfgang from his chair, a young guy sitting close by expresses his concern for the ageing Mr Wolfgang! And for his troubles, he is also set about by other officials acting like a pack of wild dogs. Both are thrown out and stripped of their Labour conference passes? The real kick in the teeth is ‘Mr Wolfgang gets detained by the police under the section 44 terrorism act’. He was lucky! If he had shouted down to Jack Straw that he was nothing short of a ‘murdering lying bastard’ Mr Wolfgang would have in no doubt at all, been taken outside, stood against a wall and shot! His Saviour was using the awful blasphemous profanity of “nonsense” that spared him his life. Of course he is now undoubtedly marked as a ‘Senior Citizen terrorist’ for the rest of his natural.The officials caught on film wrestling with the ‘dangerous’ Mr Wolfgang ‘will by now’ be known to millions of six o’clock news viewers, all baying for the blood of these idiots. How proud of themselves they must feel. And what of the police? A warm hand goes out to them knowing that we can all sleep safe in our beds for their efforts in banging up ‘rabid militant pensioners’. The final attack has to go to the slithering politicians who came wriggling out into the sunlight to express concern and apologise to Mr Walter Wolfgang. What else could they do. They have made him a reluctant star. But more so, he is a hero! A hero that has shown us all a glimpse of a rabid fascist core hiding just under the expensive suits of government.
